+187 You wouldn't be able to take someone who said they were attacked my a moose seriously, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Never underestimate a moose, they may look cute but they are scary bastards

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then you haven't seen a moose. It's BIG!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not really... have you even SEEN those things?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you read Hatchet by Gary Paulsen?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In Canada we do. Moose are big, dangerous bastards.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't be the only one that thought of Invader Zim.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You knos, the opening credits.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I giggled

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've been attacked by a goose, and that rhymes. Does it count?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's 'cause mooses are chill mofos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend brought it up the other day and I laughed so hard. I could just imagine someone provoking a moose to the point that it attacks them

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Moose are crazy bitches.

by Anonymous 12 years ago