When you were little and playing pretend, every time you did something you had to start it out saying "Pretend that I'm...", amirite?

+212 When you were little and playing pretend, every time you did something you had to start it out saying "Pretend that I'm...", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then you'd just spent the entire time being like, "Okay so pretend that what happens next is this" and never actually get anything done. So wonderful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I said it so much that it was usually shortened to just "'tend that..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago