It's called 'The Notebook' because guys should be taking notes, amirite?

Fuck that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not with that attitude, you won't

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not that I think guys SHOULD be taking notes while that movie is on, but the post shows much brilliance!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And the girl should be making sandwiches in the kitchen!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn all we ever have is sandwiches! Can't you take me out?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

//....to Subway so we can get you a job making sandwiches?// Sureee.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Notes: 1. Be as hot as Ryan Gosling. 2. Get any chick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

3. ??? 4. Profit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

His body is petty much amazing but I really can't stand his accent. So I'd have to disagree slightly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What aboot his accent?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's called the notebook because it's full of meaningless bullshit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ryan Gosling is fucking cut. Anyone see that Drive movie? He was fucking badass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

damn right he was hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I miss the days when you could dangle from a ferris wheel without a care in the world

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only notes a man would ever take about a movie would be during Backdoor Sluts 7.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I believe number 9 in that series is the particular one you meant to mention.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so I was thinking about purchasing Backdoor Sluts 3, but I haven't seen 1 or 2. Will I be able to understand the plot or should I start from the beginning?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mean it's kind of like a personal choice.. It's kinda easy to follow the plot but *SPOILER ALERT* it'd be hard to follow the fact Lisa has herpes without watching the first 2.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like deep down I always suspected that...my only other question is whether or not the author is referencing the hole left in Lisa's by her parent's divorce when he says "that night left her with a gaping sore hole."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No it's called The Notebook because it's not an E-book.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you try too hard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahaha damn....you made her feel like shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If this post were by a girl, I'd find it annoying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If this post was by a girl, I'd say it's advice. If it was by a guy, I'm impressed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If it was by a walrus though, you'd be confuzzled?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Indubitably.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Confuzzled. Haven't heard that since my Disney Channel days.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What do girls take notes on? The Iron Chef?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mmk.... Take girl to abandoned, creepy house. Try to have sex with her. Fuck a girl you don't like for the shits and giggles, treat her like shit until the original bitch comes back. Grow beard..... Miss anything?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You missed the part where you interrupt her date and threaten to kill yourself if she doesn't go out with you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you know on average guys are much more romantic then girls. True say, John Tesh said it so it has to be true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's fine to cheat on your significant other as long as it's "true love"? Even though you hadn't seen said "true love" for years?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Threaten to kill yourself in order to go out with a girl who's already dating someone else?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's called playing hard to get. He was just messing with her. He knew she liked him but kept saying no. Real life guys don't know when no means no or, come get me you sexy Ryan Gosling you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys don't know when no means yes because usually it ends in rape. We are kind of raised to back off after a no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rejection plays a key part in courting. There's a difference between no :) and no! D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's stupid as hell. Apparently she was playing VERY hard to get since she was on a date with another fricken guy! Any SANE guy would see she was on a date and think, okay yeah she's taken right now, but not him he threatens to kill himself so that she'll go out with him instead! You're saying the true romantics will just know when to kill themselves? You're saying that anyone willing to kill themselves over a girl they just met are the ones you'd be willing to date? Maybe real life guys don't act like that because they have some god damn common sense and can read a situation for what it is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a fucking movie! Why are you so literal? The ferris wheel wasn't even that tall. He maybe would have broken a leg. Maybe. Regardless he was just trying to get her attention. If he was suicidal when she pulled down his pants he would have let go. Because he wouldn't be able to take a joke.If she still said no he would have got the point. But she was smiling the whole time. He would have jumped in the seat with them if she really didn't want to go out with him. He's not literally threating to kill himself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm being literal because this post is saying that all guys should take notes from The Notebook, which obviously is ridiculous. No girl wants to have insane guys interrupting her dates 24/7 because they believe that she's "playing hard to get"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys already do that. It's called cock blocking. And girlfriend stealing. She liked him and was playing hard to get. Guys should know when girls are just teasing them by basic body language.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're comparing threatening suicide to cockblocking? Girls want to be stolen away from their boyfriends? You're saying that guys "Should know when girls are just teasing by their body language"? No, despite what you may think everyone has a different idea of what qualifies as flirting and what signifies attraction. A sane guy would know to keep reasonable doubt of her feelings towards him if she was dating another guy at the time. Possible slight body language in no way trumps the person dating someone else.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. He wasn't going to commit suicide. I'm not comparing the two. He was just being a jerk. He was trying to cockblock her date by making a huge scene. And everyone knows what signifies attraction. There are universal signs. We give off special pheremones when we are trying to attract someone. He knows if she is attracted to him because she gives off these pheremones and he "gets that feeling that she likes him back" which is really just him smelling her pheremones. He doesn't know that's why, and obviously you don't either but that's one of the reasons why he knows that she likes him back. She wasn't "dating" him. They were going on a date. Times were different. You could go on multiple dates and none of them would be considered your boyfriend until you decided you were "going steady". She's not tied down to anyone. Body language comes first and foremost. Instincts come before words. Most of communication is how you say it, not what you say.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay even giving you that he wasn't actually going to commit suicide and that it was a different time period I dont believe that any of it translates to good advice now. If a man you barely knew came up to you and threatened to commit suicide unless you went out with him, would you seriously consider him? Even if he wasn't really planning to kill himself is someone that is willing to use that as a tool on others really worth dating?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Since he was just kidding it would be like a guy with a squirt gun saying I'm gonna kill myself if you don't go on a date with me. And unfortunately I've dealt with needy suicidal guys threatening to kill themselves if I didn't date them and I can tell you. It's not fun. But the whole point is girls like this movie. Try to make sense of it if you want a girlfriend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think what he did would more accurately compare to someone pointing an unloaded gun at their head and threatening to shoot except you dont know that it's not loaded. I find it funny that you assume that I don't have a girlfriend as well. A man who doesn't believe in the sacred teachings of The Notebook with a girlfriend? Impossible! A guy can be romantic, caring and loving without a movie spewing mixed messages back and forth at them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I suppose but he was playing and you gave me that so I guess I'll drop it. Yeah that did sound personal but I didn't assume you didn't have a girlfriend. I was trying to get in the OP's head. I meant OP probly meant girls like stuff that doesn't make sense but a lot of them like this movie. There must be something to learn about girls from it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I suppose, but then again a lot of girls like Twilight and that doesn't mean there's anything worthwhile to learn there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's true. I used to like it until I realized what it meant about me. I was insecure and could actually relate to her (because she doesn't really have much of a description anyway) and it's really depressing that I could relate to something that retarded.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would shoot myself rather than seeing that. Every goddamn bullshit copypasta quote that the girls I know post comes from that 123 minute well-behaved wet dream. I hate it so much that that doesn't even make sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you want a girl all you need to do is: 1. initiate conversation with her, texting, talking, whatever (without stalking her) 2. be nice and pay attention to what she says but don't be creepy about it ..and looking like ryan gosling doesnt hurt

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ermm no. just because you talk to a girl doesn't mean she'll like you. Communication is key to a relationship though but it's not the only thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a big thing, especially if you already like each other a little

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being ugly?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Step 1 and 2 are also the steps for getting friendzoned.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

being ugly is one too. or being too nice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if she likes you it won't be the friendzone! If she doesn't like you in that way you can just be friends and find someone else

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol nope How to actually get a girl: 1. Ignore them from time to time 2. Treat them with disinterest How to make a girl hate your guts for no apparent reason: 1. Give them what they say they want 2. Treat them with respect 3. Pay attention to them

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll say no because it promotes chivalry which consequently promotes gender inequality. It seems like I differ from the majority of users, but I like and want equality between the genders.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only girl who doesn't like The Notebook?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did a dude really write this, or is it a girl with parents who have a sick sense of humor? And btw, this is from 9Gag.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The bar for POTD has really dropped

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just like your mom's pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago