+873 The sign that says "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator" is stupid. I mean seriously? Who would be dumb enough to try to put out a fire with an elevator. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In case of fire, DON'T use elevator, use water.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't use water if it's a magnesium fire, because the chemical reaction with water and magnesium will only worsen it. I would know, I'm a flame expert, given that I'm a burning ball.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Except you're not really fire, you're plasma.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But I didn't say I was fire, just that I'm burning.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Except plasma isn't burning, it's being ionized. Fire burns.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well if you're going to be that technical, then plasma is already ionized, not being ionized. And the energy from the sun isn't solely from plasma's ionic properties but from nuclear fusion.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Good point. Let's just say this: you're a big ball of hot.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Stop antagonizing the sun ;__; you're gonna get us killed

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, listen to Brett because I could create a solar flare whenever I want d

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Doesn't it take like 10,000 years for light to go from the center of the sun to the edge, then about 8 minutes to reach earth. You really need to pick it up, the tectonic plates keep making fun of how slow you are.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hey Butthead, look, it's a big burning ball. Mhm eh-eh eh mhm.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Uh huh-huh huh. Your mom like totally knows about those. Uh huh-huh huh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh fuck yeah. Whoever this team is, I thank you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

Why would you have a case of fire anyway?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like how you use a question mark at the end of the declarative statement and a period at the end of the interrogative statement.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"I mean seriously?" was not supposed to be a declarative sentence. It was supposed to be asking a question.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh, you would know, being the OP and all. That was me being sarcastic. I mean to imply that you wouldn't know because you are not the OP of this post. I am ellaborating on this as sarcasm is seldom clearly received through text, and I doubt you possess the comprehensive skills to understand regardless.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can tell that s/he meant to make it a question. So many people say "Seriously?" that I can't just think that s/he hit the question mark by mistake. Have you never heard someone say "Seriously?' in the form of a question?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes, and I've also heard people say "Seriously." in response to the question "Seriously?" Such an argument is invalid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The point I am trying to make is that it is much more likely that this person was trying to say the sentence as a question, but you seem to think that it was definitely a statement. You have no evidence that s/he was making a statement, while my evidence is that the person used a question mark.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is the most pointless argument I have ever seen. Bottom line is that no one gives a shit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nice comment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Doesn't sound stupid to me. If you smother a fire with an elevator, that shit's goin OUT

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That gave me the mental image of the hulk chunking an elavator into a massive complex fire with the elavator smashing apart and generally not helping at all. Just thought I'd share.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Depends how big the fire is. If it's all burning shit up then it probably won't do much but if you wanted to put a candle out it would probably work.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can just imagine someone planning a romantic candlelit dinner, and when they're girlfriend seductively tells them to put out the candles, they pull out an elevator and smash it on the table.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You'd think the fire would go up or down, not out.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Everyone knows you're supposed to put it out with stairs.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

In case of elevator, use fire.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't understand why everyone instantly assumes the sign's indicating that you shouldn't be using the elevator for the specific reason of putting out the fire. For all you know, it's saying not to use the elevator to curl up and shit yourself during a fire.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or maybe it's saying not to use the elevator to get from the upper floors to the lower floors.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's what they want you to think!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

WHO IS FIRE AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY ELEVATORS?!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You have to use the stairs to put it out instead..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh thanks for deleting my account but still leaving up the posts you thought were funny. I'm glad amirite is all about not stealing posts and will ban you from your website if you do but it's totally ok for them to keep the ones they find humorous. Hypocritical twats. I'd say delete this but you won't.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

They didn't delete your posts because it would be rude to all the people who liked them.

by Anonymous 11 years ago