+174 It wouldn't be hard to dress up as an evil orphan. All you would have to do is kill your parents, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except I wouldn't be an orphan because I'm 22. I'd be some crazy man who killed his parents.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or try to fuck your dad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... Do you even know what an orphan is?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm speaking of the movie. The Orphan.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Technically not an orphan, seeing as she's 33. It would be like StickCaveman's comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Technically no but she was adopted and the post reminded me of the movie.

by Anonymous 12 years ago