If I was a billionaire I would buy a large island. Then I would buy 100,000 baby midgets. I would nurture them and raise them to believe I was their god. Once they were all adults I would separate them into two different states with different views about me. Then the holy war would begin for my favor. Once their was is finished I would approach the survivors and tell them "Jk I'm not a god I'm just some billionaire who got bored".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You sir/ma'am are brilliant and should be rewarded with a billion dollars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sir and we all know what would happen with a billion dollars in my hands.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Put it in a bank, live off the interest. Donate surplus to charity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

put in the stock market and --lose it all-- double it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah. I'd rather sleep/play/eat/exercise all day and not worry about stocks. I don't need the money, so I'll probably move to the US, buy a plot of land and live there with my own personal chemistry lab. And have a kickass LAN cafe scale gaming room. I'd probably make some money off those too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd make the best house ever. I'd have a room where the floor is memory foam, a room with trampolines, and one where I could just paint the walss as much as I wanted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago