+136 That guy that texts you at 2 in the morning only wants one thing, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes...a designated driver

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(yo-yo): Lmao been there, done that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol naaa

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To borrow your hair straightener?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To have a discussion regarding the function and importance of a single grain of sand in the larger picture that is, the Universe?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A sandwich?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Taco Bell?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Help I'm stuck in a well!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To remind you that you have to get up for class at 6:30 and that you should really be sleeping?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A bed-time story?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They want a fun convo! Via texts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

to bring a shovel? ...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone to talk to?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sleep?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Squeeze oranges for that fresh morning squeeze for breakfast?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sex?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a reply?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is, word for word, stolen from a black eyed peas song.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To tell you that he loves you and can't sleep because he's thinking of you <333 What? I saw it on a Facebook group so it must be true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago