+136 Even if you're not offended by them, dead baby jokes are almost never funny, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's the difference between a ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza? I don't rape pizza before I eat it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What this isn't common practice in today's society?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's the difference between Jello and a baby? You can't nail Jello to a tree.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yikes. This comment thread is....very disturbing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok, I've got another one. How do you make a baby float? two scoops of ice cream in a glass of baby

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's worse than 7 dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in 7 trash cans.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How is that worse?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's one baby torn into 7 different pieces, opposed to 7 whole dead babies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I originally voted YYA, but I changed my vote after reading some of the comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago