Being a bird would be super chill, like flying every where & fucking around cause i mean, you're a bird! Until you realize you are a bird, & no girl wants to get with a bird. Plus you don't have arms so you can't pick shit up. Being a bird would suck. amirite?

+292 Being a bird would be super chill, like flying every where & fucking around cause i mean, you're a bird! Until you realize you are a bird, & no girl wants to get with a bird. Plus you don't have arms so you can't pick shit up. Being a bird would suck. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you get to eat worms and poop on people. Could be a positive or negative, depending on your perspective.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post is the result of what I'd like to call Post Boredom Syndrome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Contradictory post is contradictory

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lmfao. Dafuq?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what bird would want to get with a girl?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A horny one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What kind of bird? If I could be a Golden Eagle, then hell yah. You get whatever you want with talons like those.

by Anonymous 11 years ago