+79 If you masturbate at school, when you get back into the room you feel like everyone knows, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Change masturbate to get high and school to every other place I have ever been while high, and yes, it does feel like everybody knows.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait...people masturbate at school? Seriously what the fuck

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why would you do that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I masturbate at school, and sometimes at work i sneak to the restroom and do it there....im a freak :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dont masturbate but I don't care if people do it, but it's like picking your nose: don't do it in a public place and afterwards, wash your hands.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do people really masturbate in school?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do people not get suspicious with the time?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In middleschool a guy did it in class. He was sitting in the corner and got caught. The teacher sent him to the office. Oh! And my 8th grade year a guy did it at a volleyball game while we were playing. He tried to hide it behind his backpack. Everyone in the bleachers was laughing so hard. Well the students were. The adults were mad. All of us on the floor tried to concentrate. I started laughing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, you really feel the need to wank at school? Can't hold off a few hours until you get home? I don't even use the bathrooms at school unless it's an absolute emergency.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It might be less conspicious if you dont grab the bottle of lotion & tissue box off the teacher's desk prior to leaving the classroom. Just sayin

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was in 9th grade this one kid in my english class got caught by our teacher watching porn on his iPod with his hand down his pants. He was sent to the office, but it made for an awkward class after that lmao.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I masturbate in the bathroom, at school. When I do it, it's before or after school, not during classtime. Sometimes, you're just too horny to wait; especially at school. What with all of those fine female students and teachers--that's right, teachers!--walking around with their tight clothes and bodies-to-kill-for.... You spend more time staring at hot chick's asses than doing anything else at school. Seriously, if there were any willing partners, I'd have lost my virginity years ago! Started masturbating about 5 years ago, and have done it almost every day since. Hot chicks walking around, looking good enough to rape! Yeah. I believe masturbating at school is great, because then you don't end up raping someone!

by Anonymous 11 years ago