You don't size up buildings for their potential as shelter against velociraptor attacks, but you will after reading this, amirite?

+156 You don't size up buildings for their potential as shelter against velociraptor attacks, but you will after reading this, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have sized up buildings for raptor weaknesses for a long time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually size them up for how well they would shelter me during a zombie apocalypse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Best watch out..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

After reading "How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack" I'll be paying attention to how well equipped they are to deal with garden gnomes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago