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To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
After running a crapload of verbs and animals in my head for much longer than I should have, I finally found one that doesn't quite fit: to lobotomize the three-toed sloth.
Although, now that I think about it...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who tried to find one that didn't work.
'To drown the naked mole rat? No.. spank the monkey? Damnit no, that's a known one, keep it together man!'
by Anonymous12 years ago
To rape the ass isn't much of a masturbation.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To undermine the hornet?
To hydrolyse the spider?
by Anonymous12 years ago
To stroke the rabbit. I had to facepalm myself for being such a cliche.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To fear the spider?
by Anonymous12 years ago
To reincarnate the butterfly. That was my attempt.
by Anonymous12 years ago
LOL!
nice choice of words, especially "reincarnate" it's like the penis springs back into action after a dormant state
by Anonymous12 years ago
To intensify the heron?
To question the rainbow trout?
To point at the boxer?
To re-evaluate the ruby-throated warbler?
To be the field mouse?
To underestimate the leopard?
To manufacture the armadillo?
To determine the tyrannosaurus rex?
To convince the cicada?
To synchronize the bloodhound?
To exonerate the kangaroo?
To estimate the hare?
To apply the giraffe?
To derive the flying squirrel?
To think the crane?
To crinkle the banana slug?
To imply the vole?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Question the rainbow trout? Something you want to tell us?
by Anonymous12 years ago
To exonerate the kangaroo
by Anonymous12 years ago
"To crinkle the banana slug" DEFINITELY works.
by Anonymous12 years ago
to rub the cock
by Anonymous12 years ago
To kill a mockingbird
by Anonymous12 years ago
To buy the ant? I don't think so
by Anonymous12 years ago
to squeeze the caterpillar
by Anonymous12 years ago
To masturbate the penis? Hmm. Not seeing it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To tame the squirrel!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Brb guys.. I gotta go tickle the walrus and then suggest this as POTD.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This could turn into a hell of a contest.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To eye the tiger.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To downsize the reticulated python?
by Anonymous12 years ago
to shave the whooly mammoth? hm. post of the day.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To exacerbate the ostrich? To nullify the flamingo? To repudiate the liger?
by Anonymous12 years ago
time to patronize the old stegosaurus
by Anonymous12 years ago
To imagine the pussy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To finger the pussy
...GIRLS MASTURBATE TOO!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I had filled it in with "To Fuck the Bird" because it's the first thing that came to mind XD
by Anonymous12 years ago
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by Anonymous12 years ago
To shoot the hellhounds.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To fluff the garfield
by Anonymous12 years ago
To milk the cow.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To love the squirrel. Hmm that doesn't work that well does it...
by Anonymous12 years ago
To tame the shrew.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To smack the b**** isn't masturbating.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To paint the panther.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To observe the amoeba.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Just thought of a better one: To catch the Pokemon.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I think some people don't know what animals are...
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