+240 The human body is like a little universe, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yep. My mouth is the black hole, consuming all the matter that happens to come near it. I've never kissed a girl thanks to this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By that logic, you've had a mouth full of pussy then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Neither has this happened. I'm forced to strap my mouth shut for the rest of my life. If I opened it for even a second, the entire world and all the life on it would enter my mouth in less than a second. I feel the urge to yawn...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How, by that logic, does that mean they've had a mouth full of pussy? It only consumes the matter that comes near it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If i had a reasonable answer to give you. I would.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It all started with a big bang.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I heard somewhere that scientist estimate the universe to be about the same shape as a brain cell. What if we're just tiny little pieces in some larger being's brain

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Why did I think of Osmosis Jones...

by Anonymous 11 years ago