Area 52

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They are testing "secret" aircraft for the military. Secret demystified.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But what if… that's what they want you to think O_O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The government has made statements about it, and they tend to not lie to the public because it is too costly. Like the going to the moon - they still would have made a rocket to keep up with the pretenses. Which would have been basically the cost of the trip.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My missing erasers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know what's there. ZOMBIES!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Probably lots of things. Secret aircraft, biological weapons, classified military technology. They could have real mechs their and we wouldn't even know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Probably lots of things. Secret aircraft, biological weapons, classified military technology. They could have real mechs their and we wouldn't even know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All the biros in my house. I see one on a table, 5 minutes later, I REALLY need to write something down, and POOF! It's vanished. Every single time. What on earth could the US military want with my pens? Maybe...they took all my pencils too. I used to have loads. Clearly, they need lots of stationery for...I dunno. Nope! worked it out! You know when you put pairs of socks in the washing machine, and one disappears? Clearly, Area 51 modify all the world's washing machines in secret, and programme them to steal a sock each time they wash socks. They then travel through a special network of pipes, joining socks from all over the world on their journey to Area 51, where they are then used to build a spaceship fuelled by dirty socks and pencil wood, made with the plastic and metal from the pens. They need it to send an alien home, but needed to source the materials secretly, to avoid suspicion, but I'm onto them. The world will know the truth!

by Anonymous 12 years ago