I've had the joy of a pizza roll exploding on the roof of my mouth. The way I bit into it created the precise pressure necessary to cause a volcanic eruption, instead of me just biting it in half. On a side note, this made me think of Jim Gaffigan and the 'boiling lava hot' hot pocket skit. "Will it burn my mouth?" "It'll destroy your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh, the Britta Perry of food-eating experiences.

by Anonymous 11 years ago