+249 Sitting next to a crying baby on a plane is the most effective form of birth control known to man, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except genital removal... That pretty much beats everything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I sat a few rows in front of one, then as we were about to land it stopped. Then a few rows infront of me a four year old started yelling MIO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seeing a real birth is the most effective form of birth control for a woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago