+304 Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy all day, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why can't it be a girl.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Demetri Martin

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So fail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I often get them confused. Also who says fail anymore?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I say fail. In really fail situations. They're nothing alike as comedians. Or as people. I'm not seeing how anyone could confuse the two.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're the only two comedians I like. The strange cadences and voice tones produce a similar type of humor in my mind (being off beat). It's similar to how you can mix up two people's names even though you've known them forever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get them confused because they're two of my favorite comedians but they do have similar humor so i don't see why this person is all on your dick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No I know which one's which and who's jokes are whose but it's like how people call their teacher mom on accident. But yeah I don't see why they're all on my dick either

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mitch Hedberg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who's that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of the best comedians of all time! Died of an overdose unfortunately. </3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like like a really weak midget trying to bring you down...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You deserve hell for stealing this from one of the most amazing comedians that passed away...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eternal punishment for stealing a joke seems pretty harsh...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago