+218 It's horrible when you're stuck in an assembly/meeting/class etc, and somebody near you keeps farting. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That happened to my mom while in line at Staples, because some binders were on sale, and the man standing in front of her was going at it as if it were normal...so she gets pissed and says "Take your gassy shit elsewhere" and walks out of the line. I just stared and burst out laughing. The only thing she needed to say was: "Like a boss."

by Anonymous 12 years ago