Life would be so awesome if it was like a porno. "Hey I saw you watching me in the shower while masturbating, I find that attractive for some reason so let's have sex in various positions while I look vaguely uncomfortable from being speared by your 42 inch penis", amirite?

+147 Life would be so awesome if it was like a porno. "Hey I saw you watching me in the shower while masturbating, I find that attractive for some reason so let's have sex in various positions while I look vaguely uncomfortable from being speared by your 42 inch penis", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds awkward as hell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But lets be honest, we'd all run out of stamina and semen. plus just like when we watch porn, we'd only last 10 mins or less

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then velociraptors would come and join in.

by Anonymous 12 years ago