+297 "Here, take my last piece of bacon." Said no one EVER. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Taken from Men's Humor

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uh. Idk what that even is so i didn't steal this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom said that this morning...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

your mom does not exist.

by Anonymous 11 years ago