+593 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted . . . amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i use that joke as an ice breaker all the time!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it's a good one ! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get it, can you explain?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D:D It's a pun ! ... and one was " a salted" / "assaulted" ... Got it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i c Wat u did thar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First I was like "?" but then I was all "!! XD"..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/index.php?page=search&q=two+peanuts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All that's proving is that OP had the first post with this pun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, you're right. I wasn't even paying mind to the dates. Apologies mufinncho :0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*<}:-)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HAHAHA :D Took me waayy too long to figure that one out. I was like... "A salted what? A salted. There has to be something there. Salted.. two peanuts, one was.. one was a salted... !!!" :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

woot, i love it when posts finally get the recognition they deserve :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Many thanks ! ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Old joke, But still funny. So here's one. A three legged dog walks into a bar, silence falls as they see him. He says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw (pa)

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That was on 95.9 the hawk radio station

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago