+227 It would be super wierd if we sneezed out tissues and wiped our noses with snot, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It would be weird if we shat out toilet paper and wiped our asses with shit. Your move.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

it would be wierd if your ears created q-tips and you cleaned your ears with wax.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This thought disturbs me a bit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

really? holding nasal mucus and keeping it in jars to be used for cleanliness is weird? i think you might be onto something...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

... you scrub soap off your face with dirt?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Russians won't get this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Im afraid they would. The correct reversal would be "Tissue uses you." and "Snot sneezes you."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh yeah...

by Anonymous 11 years ago