+1,002 Toasters are a truly great invention, they're like tiny, mini, super-fast ovens. There should be other tiny, mini, super-fast appliances, like a washing machine that can wash and dry one article of clothing really quickly, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dear god...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What, does my laziness astound you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. This is the greatest idea I have ever read. Especially the super fast washer/dryer. God damn that would be convenient.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IKNORITE???

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like my life will never be complete until one is invented

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would save so much time!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm almost sad because I know I will never own one :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

alas, I am too lazy too invent such a machine

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You should sell the idea then!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yea, man wouldn't that be awesome

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is one... Most times they're in small complexes or apartments. It's really for like 2 or 3 outfits, but one could work just as well.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I, alex, have apparently found you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Exactly! Because sometimes you only need one thing washed and you don't want to do the whole load

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They sell this. I too felt we needed something like this and i ended up looking it up http://www.squidoo.com/countertop-washing-machines

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This would be great for hoodies.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And jeans.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So basically everything.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or something that heats things super-fast! Oh wait...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Toasters are in their own realm of awesomeness. That is why there are not current others.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I feel like this would be a burden on our environment. I would only support this if it used an equal or lesser amount of energy than an appliance that washed large amounts of clothing would. example: 10 shirts might require 10 L of water, so I would hope that it would take 1 L or less to wash one shirt with the small appliance.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This reminded me of the ULTRAPHONE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNqgtzEsroE

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just use the microwave, I'm sure it's safe.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It would be awesome if they had something with the same concept of a microwave, but it made things cold really fast. Like a blast chiller, but more common and less expensive.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wayyy ahead of you, man. I got my cat a mini vending machine. http://ctrlv.in/87905

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The first time I read this, I was so tired I read the first sentence as, "Toddlers are a truly great invention, they're like tiny, mini, super-fast ovens." And I was like "What the fuck are you on, dude, and where can I get some?" It makes much more sense when the first word is "toaster" though...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You know, apparently toasters are the least efficient device. IT has 2% efficiency.

by Anonymous 11 years ago