+295 The worst time to have a spider appear next to you is when you're in the car, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This stink bug thing came in the car with me and was on my leg as I was trying to leave school...I went nuts and nearly ran into the median..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Once, I was in the car for like 15 minutes and when I got out a wasp stung my crotch which means it was in my shorts for the majority of the car ride..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I had a spider on my arm while I was driving. I had thought it was just one of my hairs. I freaked out but I was going downhill so I didn't have to worry about driving (I was coasting). I hurriedly got my window down and flung my arm like crazy to get him off, even though the wind probably did that the second I stuck out my arm. On a side note, my husband had a bat fly in his car and he almost crashed.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This reminds me of a short film I saw once. This man and this woman are arguing with each other during their drive. When they stop for gas the man decides to buy her flowers and a card. He also decided that it would be the perfect time to pull a prank on her. So he also purchases a plastic spider and plants it in the flowers. When they are both situated in the car, he pulls off to continue their drive. He points to the dashboard where the card and flowers have been placed. She reads the card and accepts his apology. Then she goes to sniff the flowers and finds the spider. She thinks it's real, and starts to flip out. He acts like he doesn't know what's going on, and pulls the car over to help her. As soon as the car stops she jumps out, frantically trying to get it off of herself. When, BAM, she gets run over by a truck. They show her being lifted into an ambulance, while he's off to the side in a pose that says he's thinking, "What the fuck did I just do?" The end.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Let me tell you about the very first day I had my drivers license and how I was driving home at 10pm in pitch black on an empty, two lane, curvy road with a huge ditch on both sides and how a huge fucking brown recluse or some scary shit spider decides to plant it's dumb ass right in front of my face on the steering wheel. It had apparently fallen from the tree I was parked under and waited until the perfect moment to FUCK UP MY LIFE. ooh did I mention I've been horribly arachnaphobic since I was 3? tl;dr- big spider in small car makes teen girl cry uncontrollably.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I agreed, but I think while you're sitting on the toilet would be the worst place.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Naah, not really. I'd panic a little and then jjust grab some toilet paper and cover its body, hurry up with whatever I'm doing, and get the hell out of there. But, of course, I would be spazzing out in disgust as I follow these steps.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha "...with whatever i'm doing". You leave too much up to the imagination ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hi tomater anywho you know an average of 4 spiders crawl in your mouth a week while you sleep? -nolie-

by Anonymous 11 years ago