+336 It feels terrible, when you are rocking back on your chair, and go just too far, causing you to jerk spasmodically, and grab at ANYTHING nearby to stop your fall, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

STOP THE COMMANESS

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've spent years at my computer training myself to just stick my arms in front and hook my feet around the table legs so I don't spas out in school. It still only works about 70% of the time at home, but the first time it happened in school, the freaking molded plastic highly flexible chair legs just bent and make me fall sideways.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

grabbing air particles does not work

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A boy in my French class rocked his chair too far, grabbed for his desk and sent both his desk and the desk next to him crashing to the ground on top of him. There were papers and pencils all over him and the floor, even the teacher laughed... It was hilarious. Moral of the story: People should keep rocking too far back in chairs and grabbing for something as a last ditch effort; it makes for great comedy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In Junior High I had a science teacher who hated me. He accused me off cheating, of stealing and he told me that he didn't like boys who had long hair (I had long hair, it was Junior High give me a break). Anyways that's another story. I had a bad habit of leaning back in my chair when I talked to friends, so one day as I was casually reclining in comfort my science teacher snuck up behind me and yanked my chair backwards. Long story short, things went flying, and I in a panic grabbed onto my teacher's shirt and ripped it. He liked me even less after that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Your name fits with this story ^__^

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thanks! I'm aiming for it

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Spasmodically!

by Anonymous 11 years ago