Well, when I came out of the womb my parents were not surprised to see a baby human.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, realistically the things we could have been other than a person are limited to: a sperm in an old sock, an ovum in a menstral cycle, or a miscarried foetus.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I meant your being could be an ant or a fiber or something. I dunno how to reall word myself without sounding stupid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sometimes I wonder what my life would've been like if I was a dog. Much simpler, that's for sure.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i wish I were a cat cats: get to sleep whenever you want humans: sleep only for ~6 hours at night cats: free food whenever you want humans: if we eat too much we look fat cats: are fucking cute and get cuddles humans: have a high chance of being gross cats: get to fucking kill mice and eat what they catch humans: go grocery shopping cats: give 0 fucks throughout the day humans: go to school/work cats: fuck random bitches with almost no consequence humans: go to jail for rape

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lmao, "cats: give 0 fucks throughout the day" But on a different note, if you're only getting 6 hours of sleep a night, you're doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, cuz my parents were totally able to produce a healthy baby kangaroo from their loins.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Mine were able to produce an elephant. Anything's possible.

by Anonymous 11 years ago