+185 The only thing you should ever do behind someone's back is pat it, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A pat on the back is only two feet away from a kick in the ass.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or doggystyle

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You could also stab them 32 times

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can, but you shouldn't.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Especially if they're sunburned

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A massage might be nice too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Easy to say, but almost impossible to acheive

by Anonymous 11 years ago