-209 You know it's winter when you get dressed in jeans, and your butthole starts throbbing like you're being raped by an invisible icicle, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Pardon?... I think you need to start buying your jeans somewhere else.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think I need to buy a new butthole.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You should get that checked out.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That has never happened to me...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I lol'ed. Favorite post ever.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There is a possiblilty that there is an underlying medical condition. This doesn't happen to normal people.

by Anonymous 11 years ago