+192 A pessimist will complain about his roommate's snores. An optimist will know buy earplugs. An opportunist will know when it's safe to masturbate, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There shouldn't be a 'know' in the second sentence :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

oh my god ..ppl know it ..theres no need to point it out

by Anonymous 11 years ago

oh you're the poster =) ...hahah didn't realise that

by Anonymous 11 years ago

skin my eel? choke the chicken? make the bald man cry? i think so.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Into the turtle stew.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

but what if your sister comes over and eats it?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think she will, at least I hope she does.

by Anonymous 11 years ago