+196 Cheating isn't an accident, falling off of your bike is an accident. You can't trip and fall into a vagina... amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think they usually mean to say they didn't plan to, but still, you're always there (unless you get drugged and raped)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, good point. I don't consider getting drugged and raped cheating, but other than that, they consciously decided to do it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think the correct word is really "mistake"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Unless you're Wendy from south park. Then if you trip, we'll all be sucked into your cavernous vagina like ants to a vacuum cleaner. That might be one of my favorite lines from that show.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Because only guys cheat, right?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Because only guys can fall into vaginas, right?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I tip my hat to you sir/madam

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Straight from a Men's Humor tweet: http://twitter.com/MensHumor/status/218041041834606593 Anyways, I don't think anyone actually says cheating is an accident.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You underestimate my luck hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

NSFW? :http://wumocomicstrip.com/strip/2009/04/06/

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i ve accidently fallen onto a few cocks

by Anonymous 11 years ago