It'd be great to be a bird; if people piss you off, you can just shit on their heads without any explanation. amirite?

+294 It'd be great to be a bird; if people piss you off, you can just shit on their heads without any explanation. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well except for the fact that you wouldn't be conscious of it..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Who says? I bet birds can get pissed, too... d:

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And if you piss a human off, they can shoot you out of the sky without any explanation.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha, depends on the human!

by Anonymous 11 years ago