+364 I think the worst superpower would be the ability to see air, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or the ability to move dead leaves around but nothing else.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't know come November that can get pretty handy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't know..... it can really help if someone told you to go into an airless room, cause then you can just look through the window part in the door and be like woah woah woah... it's airless in there I'm not going in there

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah but the person would probably just shove you in there because you'd be blind because you'd see air everywhere.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What if the air wasn't opaque?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or the ability to hear plants grow

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There's a forum game for this... ''Give the person above you a useless superpower". It's pretty funny; someone needs to get that going on the amirite? forums.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Okay, starlight. BAM! You now have the superpower of summoning a lamp.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How do you start a new thread?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://forum.amirite.net/posting.php?mode=post&f=13

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Anyone here a, Misfits fan... What about lacto•kinesis? The ability to control dairy products.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Though it became somewhat useful when he started killing people by moving milk into their veins. Stupid, but useful.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Depends how you define superpower.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The ability to breathe underwater unless you're wet.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Could be useful in a full suit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If you're in a suit you wouldn't need to breathe underwater.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What makes you say all full body suits have air tanks? And even if you did have an air tank, you're still guaranteed breathability even if it runs out of air.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But you wouldn't be breathing in the water. If you're in a suit and ran out of oxygen, you would need the power to breathe in CO2.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh yeah, I just realized you'd HAVE to be wet to breath the water... Derp.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ability to sweat profusely.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A //useful// one would be to fall asleep instantly and wake up instantly, no grogginess inbetween. You would still be able to tell that you needed sleep, though.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, yes, that would be a useful one. There are millions of theoretically useful superpowers, but they're irrelevant to this post.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

pretty much.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think the ability to touch air would be a little worse.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ability to be invisible when noones looking

by Anonymous 11 years ago