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I think the worst superpower would be the ability to see air, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Or the ability to move dead leaves around but nothing else.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I don't know come November that can get pretty handy.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I don't know..... it can really help if someone told you to go into an airless room, cause then you can just look through the window part in the door and be like woah woah woah... it's airless in there I'm not going in there
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah but the person would probably just shove you in there because you'd be blind because you'd see air everywhere.
by Anonymous11 years ago
What if the air wasn't opaque?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Or the ability to hear plants grow
by Anonymous11 years ago
There's a forum game for this... ''Give the person above you a useless superpower". It's pretty funny; someone needs to get that going on the amirite? forums.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Okay, starlight.
BAM!
You now have the superpower of summoning a lamp.
Anyone here a, Misfits fan... What about lacto•kinesis? The ability to control dairy products.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Though it became somewhat useful when he started killing people by moving milk into their veins. Stupid, but useful.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Depends how you define superpower.
by Anonymous11 years ago
The ability to breathe underwater unless you're wet.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Could be useful in a full suit.
by Anonymous11 years ago
If you're in a suit you wouldn't need to breathe underwater.
by Anonymous11 years ago
What makes you say all full body suits have air tanks? And even if you did have an air tank, you're still guaranteed breathability even if it runs out of air.
by Anonymous11 years ago
But you wouldn't be breathing in the water. If you're in a suit and ran out of oxygen, you would need the power to breathe in CO2.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Oh yeah, I just realized you'd HAVE to be wet to breath the water... Derp.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Ability to sweat profusely.
by Anonymous11 years ago
A //useful// one would be to fall asleep instantly and wake up instantly, no grogginess inbetween. You would still be able to tell that you needed sleep, though.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Well, yes, that would be a useful one. There are millions of theoretically useful superpowers, but they're irrelevant to this post.
by Anonymous11 years ago
pretty much.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I think the ability to touch air would be a little worse.
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