You want to throw snapping turtles at your neighbors' genitals when you're tying to sleep and their dogs won't stop barking. amirite?

+149 You want to throw snapping turtles at your neighbors' genitals when you're tying to sleep and their dogs won't stop barking. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have that same fucking problem, along with their screaming children. I just wanna buy muzzles for the kids AND the dogs. >:(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I want to throw snapping turtles at my neighbours' genitals because it would be hilarious (and I hate them).

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Please don't throw me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago