+175 The best time to masturbate is right before bed, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Totally agree! It's the same principle as sex - exerting yourself to the max until all your energy flows out with your junk and then you just fall asleep much much faster!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Right as I wake up.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

they did a study and apparently (at least a man's) libido is lowest at night I can't remember who did the study, or why

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Especially if it's in the park too!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't know, morning wanks are nice too, and morning glory makes it all easier,

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"The best time to masturbate, is all the tiiiiiimmmmeeee..." -Spongebob

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It helps me sleep. If I do it during the day I get lazy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Definitely! It makes you sleepy too. :)

by Anonymous 11 years ago