that reminds me of a joke... im on my phone, so i can't copy/paste it, but i believe its called something like a man and his ostrich.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,says he man "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

yea, that one :) thanks

by Anonymous 11 years ago

welcome, beinganonymous.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's basically the same as having all the money you want kind of.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think one of the smartest wish should be "I dnt wanna feel hungry"...if you dnt feel hungry, you dnt need anything...you can sleep anywhere and dnt hav to worry about job, money and all lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just because you don't feel hungry doesn't mean you wouldn't need food. And you would still need a place to live because of protection fork exposure and the like

by Anonymous 11 years ago

@Gravejuice Wat.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If I didn't need food I would become immensly obese with in a month. It wouldn't stop the cravings. I would want to eat as much as I want without and negative consequences(weight gain, bad breath, diabetes, nausea, etc).

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wouldn't the smartest wish be to have unlimited wishes?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes, however there's always a stipulation that you can't in every story I've read.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

More genies!

by Anonymous 11 years ago