They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?

oh my god that sounds like my dream restaurant goo

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or Banana Cabana.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or "Peckers" smirk

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The possibilities are endless.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The C in Cabana can be shaped like a banana smirk

by Anonymous 11 years ago

TheBroadwayAudition 1: I was talking to someone about this a few days ago an we came up with peckers and it was guys walking around in speedos

by Anonymous 11 years ago

(Too lazy to link a picture of Tom Daley)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can't wait to see where this post goes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It went all the way to POTD congratulations

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I call POTD.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Psh, like this will ever become POTD.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're not supposed to say that to yourself.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Says who?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fluttershy does. http://ctrlv.in/115473

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I disapprove of Fluttershy's disapproval.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha, I saw that someone loved Blake's comment and I knew it would be statefarm

by Anonymous 11 years ago

OKAY. FUCK THIS PREDICTION SHIT.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Forgot to mention the female equivalent of beer. Appletinis and Long Island iced tea, obviously.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Appletini please, easy on the tini.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm there. Someone make this, now please.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Whoever goes through with making this will become so freaking rich.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Peckers," would suffice as well.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And the symbol could be woodpeckers, the way Hooters has owls!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Exactly! Wanna be business partners?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fuck yes let's do this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Solid. I'll be in charge of recruting...need to make sure they're "qualified," and what not.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Testing the product before it goes on the market, I see?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes sir, quality control is my top priority.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Where do you plan to open the first one? Anywhere in Europe, by any chance? (I don't think we even have Hooters here)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Of course. International.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The only thing I can think to say is yum

because the idea of this has me thinking of too many happy thoughts.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Isn't there a place like that in South Korea?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The Chaser's War on Everything did a skit on this, they called it Donger's.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

As brilliant as this idea is, am I the only one who would rather have a burger for dinner than yogurt or salad?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, but at least you get to have chocolate desserts yum

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My thoughts exactly; use most of the same foods as hooters (burgers, wings etc.) but add the feminine "vegetarian"stuff, have a huge variety of desserts (including yogurt), add a chocolate fountain and almost every girl would be more than happy to eat there.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And have the men IN the chocolate fountain. That's a real woman's dream.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not for a lesbian.... :/

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But the lesbians can go to Hooters...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You had me up until salad and vegetarian food... That's no fun

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Are you hiring? hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Way to steal my business idea. Well, i didnt have the part with female foods, i was just thinking a bar. but damn.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

**5/10. It seems like it's supposed to be funny, but I don't get it.**

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But it's the internet so I'm pretty much anon.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's pretty self explanatory. Also, you rated something you didn't understand?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

7/10 because ActionMan responded goo

by Anonymous 11 years ago

HOW CAN YOU NOT GET IT, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED, ALMIGHTY JUDGE OF HUMOR WITH YOUR HOLIER-THAN -THOU OPINIONS MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE /rant

by Anonymous 11 years ago

On the rant: 10/10; Would read again.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sure, from a business point of view. But as a reflection of how the human race is growing intellectually? Terrible.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How does sexual attraction have any bearing on intelligence? I can go to such a restaurant and still maintain my intelligence.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"We're going to create a restaurant that has women who are willing to objectify themselves into sex objects to gawk at. Brilliant!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

... Right. I understand the point of Hooters. I'm just saying it doesn't affect intelligence.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't know about you, but if you're willing to go to a restaurant just to gawk at tits (or in my case, dicks), then I don't consider you smart enough since you can't rise above your own superficiality.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Again, sexual desire has no bearing on one's intelligence. Do they lack self control? Maybe. Do they have questionable morals? Probably. But are they automatically less knowledgeable? No. I think the disconnect we're having is that we have different definitions of 'smart'.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

but i liek tits (cry2)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

As all the other things already have been pointed out, I just want to add: What's with the boobs/dicks comparison? Dunno if this has been an POTD, or whatever, but I'm pretty sure boobs/six-pack comparison is a lot more accurate...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If hooters is degrading to women, then this is degrading to men.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And yet they've managed to stay in business, because a substantial number of women are indifferent to the idea, approve of it, benefit from it, or simply AREN'T raging feminists. Anyway, it's not like this would be breaking any new ground. There are already Chippendales and Gigolos, (which might be spelled wrong 'cause I'm sure as hell not gonna google it) this would just add dinner to the mix.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Men keep it in business, not women. There are still women who DO find it degrading but would love the idea of this. Its hypocrisy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'll be degraded for cashmonay.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Honestly I do find Hooters a bit annoying, but I don't hate it. Probably the only thing that bothers me about it is that I as a straight female feel a bit 'left out' so to speak; I gain nothing from it. If a place like OP mentioned existed it would be more fair for everyone.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah. Husband and wife can go to separate dinners and ogle people, then go home and fuck the shit out of each other.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Now that's what I call a happy marriage.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

idk my dad likes the fries. I think that might be why.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My dad goes for the food and stays because he forgot where he parked his car. He's old.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Instead of an owl as the logo it could be a rooster.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just a salad for dinner? We're all going to starve. D:

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not if it's a salad with chicken. I bet a lot of women would go for a salad with cock hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lmao

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ok i feel really stupid... Could someone explain why it should be called bollocks?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Balls.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Let's call it Bangkok.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Let's be business partners.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Leave the banging to me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You had me at hot shirtless guys goo

. Oh and they should be Persian or Russian. Persians and russians have more sex drive. Oh and they should be short-haired. And well groomed. Hmmm, but how will they carry the plates to and from the tables without opposable thumbs? hmm

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Please, not this again...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm more into the Himalayans ;) Or the hairless.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can see who the anons are so you should know.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh. I know Anthony can so I thought you could, too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

She could have logged out to post it, so maybe even Anthony won't know.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nah. It was me. The one without enough originality to make a username.

by Anonymous 11 years ago