+167 If for some reason you had to be buried after you died, and there was even a one in a trillion chance that you'd wake up underground (as a person, not a zombie), you'd want to be buried with a few cyanide capsules or similar quick death things, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If my coming back to life is such a possibility that I'd be buried with cyanide I'd want someone who knows me to have some sort of heavy machinery handy to get me the fuck out instead.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I read somewhere that old graves had bells with a string leading down into the coffin, and a guard walking around to make sure no bells would ring.. because that would mean someone inside the coffin is pulling the rope o.O not exactly sure what the guard was supposed to do if he heard a bell ring besides crap his pants and faint lol but yeah..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I would just sneak in there (making sure the guard doesn't see me) and pull on a bunch of the strings consecutively ;D

by Anonymous 11 years ago

First time I heard that was on the Ghost Whisperer episode about Bloody Mary. That was also when I decided to have cyanide as a requirement if my family wanted m buried instead of cremated and scattered at sea.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lol, this post reminded me of the bell also. I also heard that when it was really windy, a lot of the bells would chime (unintentionally). Imagine the craziness that would go down with that. Lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd actually want something that would get me the hell out of there as soon as possible. Like some sort of high-tech missile that would only cut a path through to above, and leave me in one piece. Also, not understanding the "if for some reason" part about being buried after you die.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Some people might follow religions that require cremation after death.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I always thought they just put your ashes in something and bury that...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

According to my religion which is Hinduism, you're supposed to scatter ashes in a holy river. Some other cremation religions have you keep the ashes in an urn and have it in the house.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ohh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Makes me think of Misery by Stephen King.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/01/how-to-survive-being-buried-alive-in-a-coffin/ Thank me later. <3

by Anonymous 11 years ago