-185 I have to apply a moist ointment to my groin every night. That's the grossest sentence you've ever read. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I kinda got turned on god, I'm pathetic no

by Anonymous 11 years ago

After several long minutes of intense squeezing and secretion of a yellow, mucos-like goo, the large pimple finally burst into a violent volcano of pus of blood onto the adjacent wall; the man shrieked out in delighted agony and proceeded to stick his finger into the wound, squishing around at the muscle and tissue in his back.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't forget about pulsating. That is easily the nastiest word ever.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i first YYA but, after //that//...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

...I was eating a grape when I read this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did you jizz in your pants?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There was this one copy pasta that was fucked up and then my friends likes to say sentences where she can use the phrase "anal cheese drip". I consider those worse, personally.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wish I hadn't chosen to read these comments while eating mac and cheese..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Squelchy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sometimes I worry that this isn't the grossest thing I've thought of all day.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

it would've been 30% grosser if you had said "I have to apply a moist ointment to my grandfather's groin every night."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It would be 50% grosser had they said, "every night I have to apply a moist ointment into my grandfather's rectum using my index finger."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

75% grosser if they said "every night I have to apply a moist ointment into my grandfather's rectum using my dick."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

100% if it was "every night I like to apply moist ointment o my grandfather's asshole using my tongue because he wants me to.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sitting here at 12:40am laughing my ass off over those comments...forever alone.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Allow the internet to capture you in its lonesome yet cozy embrace GG22, allow it!!!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You obviously have not been on the internet long.

by Anonymous 11 years ago