+217 You've never actually been in a fist fight before, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

only with my brother because he's a little shit d

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Every time my class moves the tables to the exam hall, leaving the classroom pretty much a bare area, we go a little crazy and piled on each other, carry each other in things like fireman lift, bridal lift, etc, all accompanied by fast spinning. One of my friends, a spoil sport, didn't like it and he started raging and attacked me for pulling him to the ground. He's like six inches shorter than me, so it was pretty funny. Other than that, one classmate punched me in the mouth and got a nasty cut on his knuckle form my tooth. I still have a full set of teeth and he still has the scar. It was one of my proudest moments.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In second grade, I punched a kid in the face because he hit my sister, but I ran away immediately afterwards so I don't know if that counts

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In first grade, I punched a kid in the mouth because he was kicking me underneath the table. And then I've gotten in fights with my big brother (whose seven years older than me so it was pretty unmatched.)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Freshman year, I got jumped in the bathroom. WHILE PEEING. My package was out in the whole fight -_- By some stroke of luck, (hehe "stroke") i won the fight. The dude was probably like 40 pounds heavier than me, and like half a foot taller. The guy had just gotten kicked off the football team, and wanted to get back by beating on the smallest guy on the team (me).. and I won the fight haha everyone on the team hated him, so i got SOO MUCH PROPS :) and a few of the players ganged up on him after school.. good times lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You left out an important detail. Did you pee on him?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I may have sprinkled D: I wasn't done yet ! hahah theres an inside joke that I always fight with my junk out

by Anonymous 11 years ago

One time I yelled at myself for dying on Super Mario Bros....does that count?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

All the fights I've seen have started out with two people who THINK they're going to fist fight. Then they realized they were both idiots and began to viciously hug each other and roll on the floor until someone else came along to break up their bromance out of jealousy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, randomnly, sometimes my older sister provokes me by poking me, and when I poke back she defends herself...basically this ends in a full out kickboxing match, with us kicking and punching each other. Ah, I love my sister.

by Anonymous 11 years ago