+257 You're not currently sexually active, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Depends on your definition of sexually active...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Having sex. Not masturbating. Having sex with someone else.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or it could just be, ya know... //oral// sex.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah. That. Doing sexual things with other people.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Currently as in right this minute?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's the first thing I thought and I was like wow that's some pretty bad sex if they're on Amirite

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Anthony disagreed. Obviously...how else are people supposed to get POTD?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wish I could NW this

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sucks for you bro. Your time will come

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not sure whether to make a joke about "suck" or "come"...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And I wasn't even trying to do that

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If anything ever sucks for him, it won't be time that's coming. NAILED IT. ^Hey, look, another sexual pun.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Look at you go!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh yeah, because hearing the opinions of others mid-coitus is a //huge// turn-on. Now guess whether that was sarcasm.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You know what? Fuck you. Maybe I WANT to be abstinent! (I don't)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm kind of curious as to whether this post has so many YYAs because Amirite has lots of young kids, or if most people on this site just aren't cool enough for sex yet.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Neither for me. I'm not a kid or a virgin; my YYA is because I'm not currently in a relationship.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes, because everything on the internet is the truth.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Too many children on the site? Or are you all losers like me?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

losers

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't think I'm a looser just because I'm not sexually active...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Of course you're not looser.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I am a loser.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Neither. I'm just dating someone who lives a really long way away.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sexually active in the past or currently?

by Anonymous 11 years ago