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You're not currently sexually active, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Depends on your definition of sexually active...
by Anonymous11 years ago
Having sex. Not masturbating. Having sex with someone else.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Or it could just be, ya know... //oral// sex.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah. That.
Doing sexual things with other people.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Currently as in right this minute?
by Anonymous11 years ago
That's the first thing I thought and I was like wow that's some pretty bad sex if they're on Amirite
by Anonymous11 years ago
Anthony disagreed. Obviously...how else are people supposed to get POTD?
by Anonymous11 years ago
I wish I could NW this
by Anonymous11 years ago
Sucks for you bro. Your time will come
by Anonymous11 years ago
Not sure whether to make a joke about "suck" or "come"...
by Anonymous11 years ago
And I wasn't even trying to do that
by Anonymous11 years ago
If anything ever sucks for him, it won't be time that's coming.
NAILED IT.
^Hey, look, another sexual pun.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Look at you go!
by Anonymous11 years ago
Oh yeah, because hearing the opinions of others mid-coitus is a //huge// turn-on.
Now guess whether that was sarcasm.
by Anonymous11 years ago
You know what? Fuck you. Maybe I WANT to be abstinent!
(I don't)
by Anonymous11 years ago
I'm kind of curious as to whether this post has so many YYAs because Amirite has lots of young kids, or if most people on this site just aren't cool enough for sex yet.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Neither for me. I'm not a kid or a virgin; my YYA is because I'm not currently in a relationship.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yes, because everything on the internet is the truth.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Too many children on the site? Or are you all losers like me?
by Anonymous11 years ago
losers
by Anonymous11 years ago
I don't think I'm a looser just because I'm not sexually active...
by Anonymous11 years ago
Of course you're not looser.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I am a loser.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Neither. I'm just dating someone who lives a really long way away.
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