Alcohol makes people behave like idiots. A baby makes people behave like idiots with strange voices amirite?

Therefore, we can conclude that babies are comprised of a mixture of alcohol and helium that sublimates in to the air around them.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Except with Stewie. No one should talk to Stewie like a baby. http://ctrlv.in/110055

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That would be a bad idea...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

People around babies make this face: jolly

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But not the Johnny version. Unless you're about to rape it...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sometimes this one too: goo

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I make this face: yum

by Anonymous 11 years ago

..You're seducing the baby.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well actually I'm preparing to eat it, but I guess that works too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Any baby would be seduced by your charms, Boxtop. hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well I can't argue with that hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Alcohol makes babies behave like Neil Armstrong.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If you're going to make an offensive joke atleast try to make it funny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Too soon eldorito. Too soon.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

your joke is bad and you should feel baad

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I thought it was pretty funny wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's okay, eldorito, I laughed.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't forget pets! #jennamarbles

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Congrats on POTD <3

by Anonymous 11 years ago

wow i feelproud... thank you! :D

by Anonymous 11 years ago

PARTY IT UP SISTA

by Anonymous 11 years ago

5/10 It's funny, kind of an opinion, but is very one-sided.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

@AppAwesome I support your ratings and hope you continue to do them, but I don't like the new "One-sided" criteria you've been using. Almost all funny posts are going to have way more YYAs than NWs

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and a Y chromosome makes people behave like idiots with low voices

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You could have easily commented about cats. Come on, Favvkes, step up your game!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

haha...feminine superiority...haha

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"And alcohol makes cats act like _____."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

that was supposed to be a blank.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The similarities stop at the amount of potential harm each action can cause. Talking stupid to a baby is harmless, but alcohol consumption sometimes leads to drunk driving. The latter kills people, and it isn't funny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You know what else can kill? People who take jokes too seriously. #killjoy

by Anonymous 11 years ago

you must be fun at parties

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not true, anonymous. The other day when I was trying to make my 5 month old laugh, I began using strange voices and behaving like an idiot. He laughed so hard he exploded.

by Anonymous 11 years ago