+272 I bet when an ant comes across a french fry or a cookie, its brain goes absolutely crazy and thinks "oh my God...we never have to worry about food again!" amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"...now how the hell do I get this thing on my back?"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"0WAIT! I can lift shit that's ~7500 times heavier than me! Easy to forget."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's the arms, man. It's got to lift it with it's little ol' arms.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Except then the ants eat it all in a day if it's close to their home. Did anyone else used to feed ants as a child? I loved watching them eat.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I remember watching a bunch of ants pick up and carry bits of crushed up Doritos when I was a kid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But both of those examples spoil. I think.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't think that the ant has full comprehension of the spoilage time of French fries or cookies.

by Anonymous 11 years ago