+288 It's awkward when you hold the door open for somebody, but then more and more people keep coming through and you're stuck there looking like a fucking doorman, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Semi-relevant story coming up. The other day at school I went to lunch, and when I held the door open to get in, some people pushed me back, so I was standing back and holding the door open. It looked like I was just opening the door for everyone, so about 40-50 people went ahead and went in. Some people even said thank you. And that's how I became a doorman for a few minutes. I'm thinking about putting it on my resume.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is just like in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends! When they go to the mall to find Madame Foster's birthday gift, and Wilt got stuck at the door.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's not awkward, it's fun :D

by Anonymous 11 years ago