+254 For all you know you could be drinking water that has once come into contact with King Henry VIII’s scrotum while he was taking a bath, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Similitude! http://amirite.net/129366 ^shameless self-promotion

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thank you. The one thing missing from my day was the knowledge that my drinking water was once King Henry VIII's scrotum water. God bless you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Do you ever think that all that there is today is all there has ever been? It may not have always been in the form that it is now, and it won't always be in the form that you see it today. Everything on this planet is/will be eventually recycled back onto the Earth. Or it will be broken down physically and or chemically and reconfigured into something completely different. Do you get what I'm saying? hmm

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then in 4-5 billion years the sun will expand and vaporize the earth. The molecules that were once part of earth will react with other molecules all over the universe and may even help in the formation of a star.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

@Skylar post that! I think about that sometimes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ok...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A lot of things have come in contact with that particular scrotum... If you know what I mean

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh god, there is no doubt in my mind that man carried some kind of incurable disease.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Someone thinks about French penises too often.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

King Henry VIII was English...

by Anonymous 11 years ago