+142 You pick your nose....and you like it, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I do pick my nose, but I don't like my nose. We have just never really seen eye to eye. Shit.. that was an eye pun... Oops.. Ummmmmm Smell ya later? DAMNIT! That was terrible!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'll give it to ya for trying....as long as you don't try that again.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I cracked man.. I cracked under the pressure. I need a beer..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I haven't picked my nose in over a week. I started blowing it whenever I wash my face and get a shower, so the snot and dust hasn't had much of a chance to turn into a full grown booger.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I picked my nose, and I liked i-it, the taste of those gooey boogers. I picked my nose, just to try i-it, hope my roommate don't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm no-ot polite.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I was just about to comment something like this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What would your version have been?

by Anonymous 11 years ago