+553 The worst place to crash would be in the middle of the highway or a busy intersection. Too many cars could crush you while you're sleeping, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Said boxtop to his fellow homeless men.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You only make that mistake once, my friends.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm overly curious about what made you think of this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It also sucks to crash at your ex-fiance's place after you ran away because she got pregnant a few days before the wedding and had to get an abortion and her parents called her a slut and disowned her. That's awkward.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know that feel bro

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You had an ex-fiance after you ran away because she got pregnant a few days before the wedding and had to get an abortion and her parents called her a slut and disowned her?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah same thing happened to me, it sucked.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is more common than I expected.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

OMG! I thought I was the only one!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

GOD DAMN IT WHY HAS EVERYONE AT SOME POINT RAN AWAY FROM THEIR EX-FIANCE BECAUSE SHE GOT PREGNANT A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING AND HAD TO GET AN ABORTION AND HER PARENTS CALLED HER A SLUT A DISOWNED HER?! WHY HASN'T THIS HAPPENED TO ME jk I don't think I want it to happen to me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If it makes you feel better, this happened to my mother, not me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I had to reread this quite a few times.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I already thought/knew from the first time I read the first sentence that crash means falling asleep instead of actually crashing into something which sort of ruined the joke for me :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/118329

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wow who would've thought Favvkes would post a cat picture on the POTD! I love how you change things up.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thanks. I try. cool

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I love you, bbg.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Brooklyn Botanic Garden? O.o

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Exchange highway or busy intersection for ex girlfriend's house and that sounds pretty accurate.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Too many cars crushing you while you sleep at your ex-girlfriend's house? Has she considered moving?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

She drives them. Just like she drives me crazy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago