+92 It's absolutely disgusting that someone would lie about themselves (a lie that makes the other person feel bad) in order to receive sexual favors from someone, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What situation inspired this?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Okay so someone I know pretended that he was having a panic attack and the only way he could...stop having it would be for his girlfriend to do things for him. She didn't want to do them but he was scary when he had his panic attacks so she would do it. Turns out he was faking them.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

who cheated on you?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have cancer. Fuck me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not if you're Barney Stinson.

by Anonymous 11 years ago