+113 Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There's usually that one clean one that no one has used.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Maybe in the ladies room wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This surely was inspired by South Park's brilliant episode with the election between some douche and some turd! hahaha.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've seen it, but it wasn't (now that i think about it, it's really surprising that i didn't notice that)

by Anonymous 11 years ago