+23 Guys: When you jack off into a fruit, you microwave it first, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Once I cummed into my girlfriends yogurt and put in the fridge. She never wanted to swallow so she deserved it. Maybe that's why she said I wasn't boyfriend material and broke up with me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I thought you were supposed to cut a hole in the fruit, microwave it, then fuck it?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Pretty sure that this post is the reason that that smiley exists on this website.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

... I always thought only girls use plants to masturbate...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is so fucked up. the things people will do for sexual gratification. XC

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah but it hurts after a few times. I mean, it can't be healthy to microwave your penis.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think it gives you cancer

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I love fruit, don't get me wrong. Just not that much.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Testi-coats. lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago