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Guys: When you jack off into a fruit, you microwave it first, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Once I cummed into my girlfriends yogurt and put in the fridge. She never wanted to swallow so she deserved it. Maybe that's why she said I wasn't boyfriend material and broke up with me.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I thought you were supposed to cut a hole in the fruit, microwave it, then fuck it?
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Pretty sure that this post is the reason that that smiley exists on this website.
by Anonymous11 years ago
... I always thought only girls use plants to masturbate...
by Anonymous11 years ago
This is so fucked up. the things people will do for sexual gratification. XC
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah but it hurts after a few times. I mean, it can't be healthy to microwave your penis.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I think it gives you cancer
by Anonymous11 years ago
I love fruit, don't get me wrong. Just not that much.
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