+118 It would be hilarious to celebrate your child's birthday on a completely random day and call them a nickname without them ever knowing the truth. That way, when they needed to see their birth certificate for something they would realize that their whole life is a lie and be emotionally scarred and have trust issues their entire life, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Watch it backfire and they expect you to let them celebrate two birthdays.

by Anonymous 11 years ago